Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Al Qaeda TV

Baghdad Treasure has written about the Islamic State of Iraq's new Education Minister. In the comments I wrote that this is unbelievable, and that next they will appoint a Minister of TV. If they do appoint a TV Minister, they should consider this weekly lineup:


SUNDAY:
8:00 - My 33 Sons
8:30 - Osama Knows Best
9:00 - I Dream of Zarqawi
9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal
10:00 - The Kabul Hillbillies

MONDAY:
8:00 - Husseinfeld
9:00 - Mad About Everything
9:30 - Monday Night Stoning
10:00 - Win Bin Laden's Money
10:30 - Allah McBeal

TUESDAY:
8:00 - Wheel of Terror
8:30 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
9:00 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

WEDNESDAY:
8:00 - Beat the Press
8:30 - When Kurds Attack
9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 - Veilwatch

THURSDAY:
8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi
8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 - Married with 139 Children
10:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

FRIDAY:
8:00- Judge Saddam
8:30- Suddenly Sanctions
9:00- Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:30- Cave and Garden Television
10:00- No-Witness News

SATURDAY:
8:00- Spongebob Squareturban
8:30- Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
9:00- Teletalibans
9:30- Camel 54, Where Are You?

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