Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Al Qaida cockroaches en route to jehenem

"Another al-Qaida leader has been killed in Iraq during a joint U.S.-Iraqi operation.

Iraqi military officials say joint forces used intelligence to track down and kill Ahmed al-Obeidi in northern Iraq Tuesday.

The officials say al-Obeidi, who was also known as Abu Suhaib, planned many attacks in the northern provinces of Nineveh, Salahuddin and Kirkuk.

The operation followed a joint U.S.-Iraqi raid Sunday near the northern city of Tikrit that killed the two top leaders of al-Qaida in Iraq."

65 comments :

habis said...

"joint US-Iraqi raid"? In other words, American occupation soldiers and their puppet police.

So is this the 4th or 5th time they kill this guy?

And speaking of cockroaches and cockasians, when are you going to meet me somewhere? Im a jordanian arabjarab and I want to see you in person. Will you meet me? Yes? No? Maybe? :)

I have your address from the threads, how about I come to your house? I will even give you a 3 day notice so you can have as many friends and relatives as you want around you. I promise you I will come alone.

Anonymous said...

awsome, another cockroach dead!

Anonymous said...

awsome? Awesome!

Anonymous said...

No its not another one. Its the same cockroach they already killed several times before. lol

Maury said...

Would love to hear his conversation with Allah when he gets to paradise.

Hiya big fella! I'm the clown that hid from the Merkins and Iraqis for over a year! They didn't even know what I looked like. Nobody does! Nobody even cares.....hehehe.

I didn't personally kill any women or children,but the mutts who took orders from me did. LOTS and LOTS of MUSLIM women and children. So tell me big fella.....where's all them virgins?

Bruno said...

HERE is an interesting take on the killing of the Reuters reporters by the Apache pilots:

"And where the soldier said [in the video], “Well, you shouldn’t take your kids to battle.” Well in all actuality, we brought the battle to your kids. There’s no front lines here. This is urban combat and we’re taking the war to children and women and innocents."

[Yes, I agree with that. Of further interest is THIS:]

"Now, as far as rules of engagement, [Iraqis] are not supposed to pick up the wounded. But they could have been easily deterred from doing what they were doing by just firing simply a few warning shots in the direction…. Instead, the Apaches decided to completely obliterate everybody in the van. That’s the hard part to swallow.
[...]
Wired.com: Civilians are supposed to know that they’re not supposed to pick up a wounded person crawling in the road?

McCord: Yeah. This is the problem that we’re speaking out on as far as the rules of engagement. How is this guy supposed to [decide] should I stop and pick them up, or is the military going to shoot me? If you or I saw someone wounded on the ground what is your first inkling? I’m going to help that person."

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/04/2007-iraq-apache-attack-as-seen-from-the-ground/#comments

Un-fucking-believable.

So if an Iraqi sees another Iraqi dying by the roadside, by the decree of the USA, he is not allowed to help that person. If he does, he becomes a legitimate target to be killed.

Yet another confirmation of the ruthless, criminal and bloody nature of this illegal invasion and occupation by the Amreeki. It's time they fucked off home now.

Maury said...

You're smarter than that Bruno. Walk the streets with an RPG during a civil war and you're gonna be shot. Hang out with people armed with RPG's during a civil war and you're gonna get shot at. There were no women or children on those streets. Just men armed with AK47's and RPG's. I don't know why Reuters hired insurgents,but they obviously did. I suppose you think Amreekan media embedded with the military are off limits,right? Yeah.....right.

Bruno said...

[maury] "There were no women or children on those streets. Just men armed with AK47's and RPG's."

From the same article:

"So, the first thing I did was grab the girl. I grabbed the medic and we went into the back. There’s houses behind where the van was. We took her in there and we’re checking to see if there were any other wounds. You can hear the medic saying on the video, “There’s nothing I can do here, she needs to be evac’d.” He runs the girl to the Bradley. I went back outside to the van, and that’s when the boy took, like, a labored, breath. That’s when I started screaming, “The boy’s alive! The boy’s alive!” And I picked him up and started running with him over to the Bradley. He opened his eyes when I was carrying him. I just kept telling him, “Don’t die; don’t die.” He looked at me, then his eyes rolled back into this head."

But ... luckily we have MAURY to tell us what really happened as opposed to the man who was actually there. Maybe you ought to contact this soldier, maury, and tell him that the shot up kids he dragged bleeding from the scene were a figment of his imagination.

Whew! We all feel much better now.

Anonymous said...

Bruno, it seems a lot of your terrorist buddies are getting killed.

Dolly said...

Maury is already out of the closet as an islamophobe, but he nonetheless cares deeply about his Shi'ite brothers.
Another indication that Iraqi Shi'a are not actually muslims

Maury said...

I'm an idiotphobe Dolly. Take Bruno for instance. I say no kids in the street,and he can't just say they were in the windowless van. He's got to quote a lengthy article that says it. Makes him appear less idiotic.

Bruno doesn't like the amreeki,because they kill his terrorist friends. And they kill friends of his terrorist friends. I think they should kill idiots that cheer for the terrorists too. Like you and Bruno,for instance.

Toady said...

I see indications that Dolly is really some sort of fleshy Turing Test.

Anonymous said...

Maury he was already killed 3 times before this last one and he will probably be killed again in a few months. The puppet regime seems to kill him right before and right after those so called elections. But go ahead and just pull something out of your ass and give yourself a pat on the back. Since when has reality had anything to do with what you stupid Americans say or think.

Anonymous said...

Habis don’t get your panties in a bunch. Nobody cares about you and ou and your terrorist buddies.

Anonymous said...

You are the terrorists. You and the Israelis.

Bruno said...

[maury] "Take Bruno for instance. I say no kids in the street,and he can't just say they were in the windowless van. He's got to quote a lengthy article ..."

You sound embarrassed, Maury. You should be.

[maury] "Bruno doesn't like the amreeki,because they kill his terrorist friends."

The definition of "terrorism" being, of course, the bone of contention.

If Maury is talking about patriots resisting a foreign invader, that is not terrorism, that's heroism. If he's talking about people killing civilians en masse, that is terrorism, as practised by Al Qaeda and the US military. I agree, shoot the terrorists.

[maury] "I think they should kill idiots that cheer for the terrorists too. Like you and Bruno,for instance."

Tsk, tsk. I wouldn't go so far, myself. I'd like to think of Maury as a useful patsy and sidekick who hasn't directly caused any harm and who might be rehabilitated some day.

(Well, I'm not too hopeful, about that last one, to be honest.)

Anonymous said...

If Maury is talking about patriots resisting a foreign invader, that is not terrorism .

LOL. Luckily no one gives a shit about your dumbass definitions. It's the elected representatives of the Iraqi people who decide who are patriots and terrorists in their own country. And the vast majority of them are grateful to the US for getting rid of Saddam.

Maury said...

Your hewoes lost Bruno. The Sunni resistance switched sides and turned on Al Queda. Even Muqwaq gave up his hopes of seizing power through violence. You've got a case of sour grapes. Amreeka is leaving Iraq,just like we always said would happen,because order is restored and a secure DEMOCRATIC government is in place.

You were wrong about everything. Wrong to be cheering for terrorists. Wrong about Amreeka being there to steal oil. And wrong about Amreeka never leaving. Just hang your head in shame and slink quietly away now.

Anonymous said...

Maury do you realize how detached from reality you are? If you do, then you are a liar and that is a problem, and if not, then you are beyond stupid, and your problem is far more serious. The good news is you are irrelevant, just another ignorant pig hanging out on a blog with two other stupid Americans, one of them claiming to be an Iraqi. What do you do for a living? You need to get out of the house more. Do some reading also.

Maury said...

Oh,and you ARE relevant habibi? Maybe starting every sentence with stupid makes you relevant. I do appreciate that. It lets me know it's from you so I can skip to something......relevant.

Anonymous said...

Yes it is me. Did you think I was hiding that. My name is not habibi stupid. My name is habis.

Rememeber when you were mocking Islam and the Kabah and I asked to meet you so I can kick your ass. My offer still stands. Can you face an arabjarab? Or maybe you prefer to just sit on your ass at home mocking Islam? I must admit it is safer for you. So maybe you are not as stupid as I think.

A Jordanian killed 7 CIA terrorist pigs recently. So if we can fool the CIA dogs, who are supposed to be Americas brightest and smartest imagine what I can do to you. :)

Anonymous said...

americans are so stupid.

Maury said...

Anytime you like habibi. I offered to meet you in LA,but you ignored it. I've been there twice since then. I've also offered to take you on an alligator tour. People normally pay for that. For you,no charge. Come talk that terrorist shit to my face asshole.

Anonymous said...

habibi is sooo stupid.

Bruno said...

[anon] "And the vast majority of them are"

... counting the minutes until the Amreeki fuck off from their country.

[maury] "Your hewoes lost Bruno."

Really? Ya think so? Last I heard America was getting ejected from Iraq. That being my aim all along.

[maury] "The Sunni resistance switched sides and turned on Al Queda."

1: "Al Queda" doesn't exist outside of your imagination
2: Iraqi resistance groups never had an overt alliance with Al Qaeda. Indeed, they acknowledged all along that they would have to fight them once the Amreeki were chased out, and they often had armed clashes with these people.

[maury] "Even Muqwaq gave up his hopes of seizing power through violence"

ROTFLMFAO! Despite all the American efforts at grinding him and his people down, the truth is that the Sadrists are the kingmakers in Iraq today. How galling it must be for the AMreeki to realise that they died to keep that fat slob in the halls of power? LOL!

Poor Maury. You must be pretty ashamed by now.

Bruno said...

I bet Maury's real happy that the Americans had to turn to the folks that they called "Baathists, terrorists and dead-enders", and pay them to stop killing those poor widdle Amreeki soldiers. So much for the tough Amreeki that "don't negotiate with terrorists".

Yeah, he gets a real 'surge of pride' when he contemplates the implications of paying tribute to somebody.

LOL

Bruno said...

"A payment in money or other valuables made by one ruler or nation to another in acknowledgment of submission or as the price of protection or security."

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/tribute

Bruno said...

I bet that Maury would be even prouder to learn that the US is aiming to pay tribute to the Taliban as well. Now, that would please him, as he surveys his country's deteriorating health service, education and roads ... to know that some middle easterners are getting paid off not to kill his country's troops. THAT is good use of Amreeki money! Yeee-ha!

Bruno said...

So much for the vaunted Amreeki "reconstruction" ... Iraq is still importing power from IRAN:

"Iraq has asked Iran to continue supplying it with electricity in the future, an official statement said. Electricity Minster Kareem Wahid held talks with the Iranian ambassador in Baghdad in the hope that Iran would agree to renew a contract regulating the purchase by Iraq of 350 megawatts from neighboring Iran, the statement added. Iranian electricity is essential for the Iraqi towns bordering Iran and particularly the provinces of Diyala and Basra."

http://www.azzaman.com/english/index.asp?fname=news\2010-04-22\kurd.htm

Anonymous said...

Bruno's soo sad that his wittle terrorist buddies are worm food.

How's the pinko revolution comrade?

Killing for Allah and 'equality'. What could be more stupid than that?

Anonymous said...

You got to love how baboons who can’t understand economics, history or science, get off on calling people ‘stupid.’

Really, is there anyone in the world dumber then people like Bruno and Habibi?

Maury said...

[maury] "Your hewoes lost Bruno."

(bruno) Really? Ya think so? Last I heard America was getting ejected from Iraq. That being my aim all along.

Be truthful Bruno. You wanted amreeka ejected by force. You wanted amreeka defeated along with the Iraqi government. Instead,the US and Iraqi governments set the terms of withdrawal. We're leaving because the mission was accomplished......and your hewoes are dead or pro-government.

You claimed amreeka would never leave peacefully. We told you 7 years ago that the US would leave once the government was secure. All your hewoes did was keep amreeka in Iraq longer than should have been necessary.

That and kill tens of thousands of Iraqi women and children.

Anonymous said...

maury you are a fucking liar and I am not surprised. Most cowards are also liars. You never offered to meet me asshole. I have been begging you to meet me just once but you never did. I am still here in LA and my offer still stands. If you are anything other than a coward and a faggot deathly afraid of arabs then show up asshole. I am sure you have never once stood in front of an arab or a muslim. It is very obvious. Most people see you as just another stupid american racist pig, but I know better. All that is true but it is because before anything you are afraid. You have alot of fear. You fear people like me. So prove me wrong and come out just once asshole. Just one time in your life be something other than a coward. We are all going to die one day, dont you want to be able to look back at your life and say I was a man for a moment. It will be worth it for you even if it is ONLY a moment, one single moment before I break every bone in your face.

Anonymous said...

Stupid, maury says he wants to show up and look an Arab in the eye. He is really tough sitting on his ass behind a screen but now he says he wants to face an arab in person. If he does why not show up with him? Maury will protect you. And you like maury dont you? Yes of course you like maury. When maury mocks Islam, the Quran and the Kabah you keep your mouth shut and pretend you do not notice. If he does show up you can watch how an Arab and a Muslim responds to an American pig. You can just watch. I promise after I wipe the street with maury I will not hurt you. Sure I will probably slap you around for your poor manners but I will not hurt you. Show up together. Just like the green zone, an american pig and a puppet.

Iraqi Mojo said...

"maury says he wants to show up and look an Arab in the eye"

he wants to look an 3arab jarab in the eye.


"When maury mocks Islam, the Quran and the Kabah you keep your mouth shut and pretend you do not notice."

What's wrong with mocking Islam, the Quran, and the Ka3bah? Feel free to mock Christianity, the Bible, and the Church if it makes you feel better, hmar el urduni. I will ignore you too.

Anonymous said...

Stupid if you had any self-respect you would not put up with that. Remember this..........arabjarab...sunni slime...kill sunnis....fuck sunnis...i love america....arabjarab...but I would like to wish my Christian and Jewish friends a happy holiday.

lol. You thought we forgot?

Go ahead mock Christians and jews asshole. I dare you to do so for a few days. You are not allowed to even criticize Israel. What a fraud!

Anonymous said...

not a very good day for the puppet police and their masters today. I will be laughing tomorrow when a video comes out claiming responsiblity by the guy they killed yesterday. lol

C.H. said...

Anon, are you really that detached from reality? From what I can see, just about all (if not all) of the dozens of people slaughtered by the patriotic Mujahideen today were civilian men, women, and children out shopping.

C.H. said...

When the ISF and the Iraqi police kill AQ's top leaders, they respond by blowing up a market.

What a sick logic. Btw, has "Saddam Hussein" posted recently? I'm curious what Al-Masri thinks of his accommodations in hell.

Saddam Hussein said...

Here I am. Kick their ass Habis.

Saddam Hussein said...

What's wrong with mocking Islam, the Quran, and the Ka3bah? Feel free to mock Christianity, the Bible, and the Church if it makes you feel better, hmar el urduni. I will ignore you too.

4/23/10 2:21 PM

There you go again trying to sound like a cool secular shiite. A really cool dude who hangs out in Purto Rico, throws back a few cold beers, and enjoys the company of the hot Latin Women. And you dont even mind insulting religion like the rest of the Muslims. Yep. you are really cool. Must be a hit in Hollywood.

Saddam Hussein said...

Mojo do you dance the Salsa? I mean after you get a few cold beers in you do you grab the hand of a hot latina and dance the night away? Are you going to call me falastizi?

Maury said...

I'm not reading through all that tripe you wrote habibi. I have offered to meet you numerous times. The offer is still on the table you sniveling little shithead.

Maury said...

For the record,I don't mock Muslims,Mohammed,or the Quran. I don't mock peoples religeous beliefs period. Anyone who says different is a lowlife liar.

I DO mock Wahhabi scum like Zarqawi and Dolly. It's nothing but a cult formed by the Al Saud family to put and keep that family in power. The death cult is barely 200 years old. It's no more Islamic than Jim Jones or David Koresh was Christian. I also like to mock the peckerheads running Iran and Bruno's favorite hewoe Moqtada al Sadr. But,not because they're Muslims. They're just boneheads.

Anonymous said...

Habibi is a baboon.

Anonymous said...

maury it is you who is the lowlife liar and I think you know that. You have mocked Islam and the Quran and the prophet Mouhamad many times. You also had a habit of mocking the Kabah and making references to a Black Stone and ridiculing the beliefs of Muslims. You would not mock Jews who stand at a wall and then make the conscious decision to have an epileptic seizure or any other stupid things Christians may also do. You only mock Muslims because you are a lowlife American bigot. That has already been established asshole. The only issue that remains to be decided is whether or not you can mock Islam or fuck with an Arab in the presene of a Muslim Arab. I do not think you can. I believe you are a coward and a pussy. You will remain behind a screen but you will not come out. You will remain nothing more than an American asshole and a coward. What a lowlife.

Anonymous said...

Saddam Hussein

hala hala ya abu uday! ya hala bi tali al-hilweh, ya hala bi ramz al ummah, ramz al karamah.

Stupid is a really cool dude. It is Saturday night so he will be on an Island somewhere drinking a few cold beers like you said and partying with the Latinas! That is what a really cool dude does.

I would bet he has never even been to a club and I doubt he has ever sat with a woman. Well maybe once one of his American friends took him. He dressed up in a silver suit with a purple shirt and white tie looking like a really cool John Travolta. He most likey was chewing gum and shaking his head left to right, and he kept his shirt open so the ladies can check out his hairy chest. He is a really cool dude. And he does not mind if maury mocks Islam because he is a secular person and open minded also. he can mock jews and christiand if he chooses to but he does not want to. But he can if he wants. But he does not want to. roflmao

Anonymous said...

Bruno thinks if he repeats a big lie often enough, in Dr Goebbels fashion, people will believe it. The Al Qaeda in Iraq that "doesn't exist" have now posted a statement admitting that their leader and his henchman got smoked.

The Islamic State of Iraq (ISI) posted a statement a little over half an hour ago on Al-Faloja and other jihadist forums corroborating the news that the leader of the ISI, and the jihadist candidate for Islam's new Caliph, Abu Omar al-Baghdadi (Hamid al-Zawi) as well as the 'Prime Minister' of the ISI, Abu Hamza al-Muhajir (Abdul-Mun'im al-Badawi), were both killed a few days ago.

The link to their statement is available in Nibras's blog.

http://talismangate.blogspot.com/

Buford T Justice said...

Habis, you ain't nothing but a scrawny-assed sissy in a tantrum. I wouldn't even send to a man's prison in Texas. I'd put you in with the dikes so they could bitch-slap some sense into you.

Maury said...

"You also had a habit of mocking the Kabah and making references to a Black Stone and ridiculing the beliefs of Muslims."

You need to keep up habibi. I veered off into the "rock-worshippers" after Dolly's twice daily reference to the "cross-worshippers" started to irk my nerves. I know Muslims don't worship rocks any more than Christians worship crosses. She got off that little kick,so whatever I did seemed to work. I hate holier-than-thou sociopaths.....whatever they claim their religion is.

Bruno said...

[maury] "Your hewoes lost Bruno."
(bruno) Really? Ya think so? Last I heard America was getting ejected from Iraq. That being my aim all along.
[maury] Be truthful Bruno. You wanted amreeka ejected by force.

Actually, in UN parlance ... by any means necessary, including force. Peaceful means are obviously better, and they played their part, be it resistance action by unions, mass demonstrations in Firdous Square or the simple reporting and publicising of the horrors that America committed in Iraq. Naturally the armed struggle also contributed in wearing down the resolve of the invader, perhaps it was indeed the primary path to victory. America simply won't listen until it gets hit upside the head ... :D

[maury] "Instead,the US and Iraqi governments set the terms of withdrawal."

I don't care who "set terms". Fact is, Resistance groups were demanding a withdraal timetable all along, and now that they got one, is there any point in fighting again until it is seen whether or not the US honours its word?

Lest we forget:

"The Bush administration is rejecting an offer from 11 Sunni insurgent groups to immediately halt all attacks in Iraq if the US agrees to withdraw troops in two years. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld says President Bush believes that a timetable "is not something that is useful." Rumsfeld says such a timetable "is a signal to the enemies that all you have to do is just wait and it's yours.""

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=5092920

Gosh, I wonder what happened between THEN and NOW that changed the Amreeki mind? Hey, maybe they're "still waiting" for America to leave, and then it will "all be theirs"! Doesn't that thought worry you at night, Maury?

[maury] "We're leaving because the mission was accomplished"

LMFAO! What "mission"? State to me what this "mission" was, that was "accomplished"? Are you referring to the Bush "Benchmarks"? Most of which remain unaccomplished till today? LOL

[maury] "We told you 7 years ago that the US would leave once the government was secure"

LoooooL. Is the government "secure" today? Gee, I thought Allawi's party took the most votes, yet Al Maliki is still calling the shots. (Well, that's one form of 'secure' I guess)

I told you seven years ago that America would not leave until it got a hiding ... and I was right!

Tribute:

"A payment in money or other valuables made by one ruler or nation to another in acknowledgment of submission or as the price of protection or security."

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/tribute

(Let me guess. America still thinks it "won" the Vietnam war. ;) )

LOL

Bruno said...

Habis don't count on anybody meeting you anywhere. It's just never gonna happen. If these guys thought you could really find them, they would emigrate.

Anonymous said...

Bruno, you are one delusional man.

habis said...

Habis don't count on anybody meeting you anywhere. It's just never gonna happen. If these guys thought you could really find them, they would emigrate.

4/26/10 3:09 AM

lol. And leave America to the arabjarab.

habis said...

Buford T Justice? What? Ha? oh! I get it now! This is a stupid American's idea of what a tough name sounds like. lol.

My offer still stands. If any of you American pigs and pussys dare face an arabjarab I will meet you anywhere in So Cal.

I promise I will come alone and wear a red/white Jordanian kuffiyeh on my shoulders. That way you can spot me before I spot you and maybe you can attack me from behind and get a hit in before I wipe the streets of Los Angeles with you.

If you insist in being cowards and pussys I recommend you get off of internet and stop shouting at Arabs. It is not very dignified for you, but then again when has any American pig had any dignity or self respect.

Anonymous said...

Habis, you live in L.A.? Are you going to become a movie star?

Anonymous said...

are you kidding. Jews control Hollywood.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you can play a terrorist.

Anonymous said...

They give those roles to Purto Ricans, indians ,and light skinned black folks. Stupid Americans cant tell the different and they know that.

Anonymous said...

Purto Ricans, indians ,and light skinned black folks are Americans.

Anonymous said...

Why do you think the Jews in Hollywood won’t give an awesome guy like you a role in a movie?

Anonymous said...

"Bruno, you are one delusional man."

It's fun watching Bruno squirm like a fish to try to prove the US has "lost" in Iraq. When US forces leave, the remaining military force controlling the country will be the IRAQI ARMY.

(1) The US trained the Iraqi army

(2) The US equips the Iraqi army

(3) The US continues to conduct joint operation with the Iraqi army

(4) The only people attacking the Iraqi army are the rag-tag remnants of Bruno's heroic resistance who are currently barely a pinprick on the US military.

Yeah, Bruno, the US really lost!! Just like the Afrikaners really won in South Africa! :)

Insurgents attacks on US forces fell dramatically in 2008, long before the US had accepted a timetable for withdrawal. Why was this? Because the US military and its Iraqi allies had DEFEATED them!

The current withdrawn plan is in line with stated US policy of "We will step down when they step up". They have stepped up, SO MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Anonymous said...

"Gosh, I wonder what happened between THEN and NOW that changed the Amreeki mind?"

What happened since is then is that the insurgents were DEFEATED. Your guys LOST. You think the dramatic fall is US casualties is because the insurgents are being nice! It's because they've beem mostly wiped out!

Bruno's Burning Anus said...

I'm Bruno's Anus and I'm really burning because someone sent me this article explaining how the US won in Iraq:

"Beginning in the late spring of 2007, the U.S. military and intelligence agencies launched a series of top-secret operations that enabled them to locate, target and kill key individuals in groups such as al-Qaeda in Iraq, the Sunni insurgency and renegade Shia militias, or so-called special groups. The operations incorporated some of the most highly classified techniques and information in the U.S. government.

Senior military officers and officials at the White House urged against publishing details or code names associated with the groundbreaking programs, arguing that publication of the names alone might harm the operations that have been so beneficial in Iraq. As a result, specific operational details have been omitted in this report and in "The War Within."

But a number of authoritative sources say the covert activities had a far-reaching effect on the violence and were very possibly the biggest factor in reducing it. Several said that 85 to 90 percent of the successful operations and "actionable intelligence" had come from the new sources, methods and operations. Several others said that figure was exaggerated but acknowledged their significance."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/07/AR2008090701847.html

Buford T Justice said...

Buford T Justice is a fictional character in a movie, Habis. I don't live in LA, but if you're ever in Houston, come round to the Galleria mall and I'll kick your ass for you.